Death by meeting

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I have woken up
But I'm still not awake
I might look interested
Believe me, it's fake

I am sitting in a call
But my mind is away
I'm wearing a jacket
But I'm thinking of may

The screen is out of focus
And I'm stifling a yawn
I'm sitting in a room
I'd rather sunbathe on a lawn

I have woken up
But I'm still not awake
I might look interested
Believe me, it's fake

I am nodding along
With affirmative sounds
You're paying me in rupees
But I'm spending in pounds!

I pretend to understand
and scribble on my pad
please end this call
or I'll end up mad!

I have woken up
But I'm still not awake
I might look interested
Believe me, it's fake

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